#THE ARISTOCRATS CULTURE CLASH TABS SERIES#

An idea: maybe they would hold a contest and ask a member of the audience to Karaoke to this song with improvised lyrics. The drums sound like Roland V-Drums, and there is a strangely off-time tambourine in the intro! Most of the piece seems to be missing the melody. It reminds me of one of those Casio Keyboard demo songs from the вЂ™80s. It all starts with a track called вЂњDance of The Aristocrats.вЂќ I donвЂ™t know what they were thinking with this track. If I actually listened to albums with people. My observations can serve as a вЂњlisten to this album along with meвЂќ kind of thing.

(DISCLAIMER: Even after listening to this record five times in a row and pondering it as I write this text, I feel like IвЂ™m a total outsider and that maybe there is some band вЂњconceptвЂќ or вЂњplanвЂќ I am missing out on, because I havenвЂ™t read their interviews or researched them until now.

#THE ARISTOCRATS CULTURE CLASH TABS SERIES#

ItвЂ™s strange the way this all works - itвЂ™s like getting accustomed to a series of inside jokes and shorthand vocabulary when you make a new friend. So I decided to immerse myself in their latest recording and force myself to вЂњget it.вЂќ And IвЂ™ve heard great things from everyone around me. Individually, I love all three of the band members. But I was a huge snob back then, with little patience. I listened to some samples of the first CD and I didnвЂ™t get it. вЂњItвЂ™s what the kids are listening to these days.вЂќ I felt uncool. IвЂ™d heard a lot of buzz about The Aristocrats.

(Those two guys are now Joe SatrianiвЂ™s rhythm section, which I still havenвЂ™t witnessed in person, although I plan to.) Years later, heвЂ™s started a band with Marco Minnemann and Bryan Beller. вЂњI have to block out the false positivity,вЂќ he said, deadpan, which made me laugh for a century. He was a charming British guy with a dark sense of humor. So I took the producerвЂ™s minivan and spent the evening with Guthrie. He handed me a bunch of cash and told me to hurry (everything he wanted me to do was fast, fast, hurry, hurry - whether it was dumpster diving for cardboard boxes behind drug stores or cleaning out his tool shed.) In late 2006 I was hired by a producer to pick up a guitarist at LAX airport and take him out to dinner.

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